The Silent Fidget Button V2
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"The Silent Fidget Button – For When You’re 0.02 Seconds Away From Dropkicking Karen Across the Conference Table"
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"The Silent Fidget Button – For When You’re 0.02 Seconds Away From Dropkicking Karen Across the Conference Table"
You know that feeling when your soul is trying to escape your body during a 3-hour meeting about printer paper?
Enter: The Silent Fidget Button.
A tiny circle of salvation. A mute panic button. A finger-sized therapist.
This glorious device makes zero noise, emits zero judgment, and absorbs 100% of your suppressed workplace rage. Press it gently. Press it violently. Press it like you’re defusing a nuclear bomb with two seconds left and Gary from accounting just asked, “Did you try turning it off and on again?”
BENEFITS:
Prevents felony charges during Zoom calls, Silently screams with you, Won’t snitch when you whisper “I hate everyone”, Reduces the urge to throw yourself into a fax machine.BONUS: Scientifically engineered (by me, probably) to prevent spontaneous roundhouse kicks to upper management.
Press it 57 times a minute. No one will know. But your fingers? Your fingers will know peace.
WARNING: May cause emotional attachment. If you name it, it’s over.