Square, an exploration of space

On November 27th, 1808, a young Hungarian mathematician named Milos Magyar changed the world forever when he introduced the square to the world. This brash, whimsical 22-year old spoke later about how his professor's reaction left him convinced that he was in serious trouble, perhaps even in danger of being expelled. However, when Milos' instructor said that this creation was not an acceptable class submission, what they really meant was that square was as important as gravity, or fire. The square would change the world.

Square is the second simplest member of the four-sided shape family, second only to triangle, and third to circle. Square exhibits no curveness, with a Coleman factor of 10.8 (rounded to the nearest Vitruvian man), except in higher-order, highly theoretical thought experiments. It lives natively in the second (fourth) dimension, but later innovations to square produced the hypersquare, a three-dimensional version of square with each of the depth, height, and flat-round-class attribute axes. Hypersquare, the aforementioned variant, is reproduced here.

We have here introduced a simple approximation of square, sized for scaling across your printer bed. Do not be afraid of square. Enjoy its sharp corners, and enjoy all of its four sides equally.

NOTE: You are strongly advised to maintain an orthogonal relationship to square. Viewing square on its side reduces the Coleman factor proportionally to the angle of observation. Looking at any less than four sides at a single time, as one would do by observing square directly on a single side and obscuring the other three, is a violation of the diagrammatron principle, and should be avoided at all costs.